The Open Source Horoscope
Look to the Stars
Oliver Frommel and Carsten Schnober, Illustrations by J.D. "ILLIAD" Frazer
The Open Source HoroscopeLook to the StarsOliver Frommel and Carsten Schnober, Illustrations by J.D. "ILLIAD" Frazer |
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Giant leaps in the past have taken you a long way, but they've also made people jealous. Despite all your success, don't forget that there are alternatives to your way of doing things, and stop treating your colleagues like competitors. Don't let legal hassles bother you; you can expect your opponent to give up some time soon.
You have been going downhill for a couple of years now. If you want to stay healthy, take some time out to recuperate.
Your career progress has brought you a constant stream of new lovers. But don't forget your old flames, or you might end up on your own again more quickly than you think.
You have been waiting for that golden opportunity for years, and other people have kept on reaping the rewards of your hard work. But you're a positive kind of person, and that keeps you motivated to do your best. Don't give up. Your big chance is just around the corner.
Your obsessive character will give you stomach aches if you don't change. Draw your horns in and try to take things easy.
You're still waiting for Mr. or Mrs. Right, but the kernel of truth is, you expect too much from your dream partner.
You find the right answer to any question. That makes you feel confident. You are ambitious, always eager to measure yourself with the best in any field, even though your own abilities are not quite up to the mark in some cases. You are an expert at papering over the cracks.
You are under the influence of the Elephant. That could be tricky, if you don't watch out.
Your weakness for rich partners has earned you many a purse over the years, but don't forget your friends from way back when!
You've been at college for years, and people are starting to wonder about you, although you are as bright as can be. Try to promote yourself, instead of waiting for someone to discover you.
Things couldn't be better. You look younger than you are. You keep fit and can easily outpace people of your age.
You have a reputation for being prudish. Be bolder, especially in public; people who get to know you are surprised how big your heart is. You quickly sort out misunderstandings.
You are so ambitious about finding a solution to everything that you tend to get confused. Play to your strengths.
You've put on weight and become sluggish over the years. If you want to live longer, take time to diet.
There's more to life than neat clothes and cosmetic surgery. Okay, the people around you may worship you, but don't forget that intrinsic values are just as important.
Your career is rocketing - your strategy of copying from other people seems to be paying off.
You are extremely disciplined, and that tends to have a positive effect. But avoid overdoing things and take it easy once in a while.
Style is important - but don't be too conventional if you want to keep that admirer.
You are an expert at adapting to new conditions and situations. Just make sure that doesn't affect your personality.
You're no spring chicken, but you're healthy enough. Your resilience against infectious diseases is legendary.
You are a family person. But don't lock yourself away from the outside world - a little adventure can liven up a boring relationship.
Older colleagues often make life difficult for you. Okay, you may not have a lot of experience, but don't let that get you down. Don't emulate other people. Be bold enough to try out your own ideas.
You need to conquer your lethargy and become more active. Be creative; it will help your relax. Try painting a picture.
Stay independent. Don't confuse admiration with love.
People at the office admire your versatility. Nobody is complaining about your unconventional approach, but don't overdo. Don't expect them to understand some of your more obtuse techniques.
As a ship of the desert, you come through bad patches better than most people. That makes them wonder how you do it. But even you should sometimes stop to ask where you are going.
The stars shine benevolently on your future affair with a parrot. This is an affair that is bound to lend you wings.
Your life is starting to look a lot like a long dark tunnel. But you can see the light at the end.
The moist environment down in the tunnel is starting to get to you, but on the upside, you have adapted perfectly to your troglodytic existence.
You are a gregarious kind of person, and you really enjoy exchanges with many partners at the same time.
Your impressive looks and strength make other people respect you. But that's no reason to rest on your laurels.
The stars say it's time to go on a diet. Regular jogging should keep your blood pressure down.
Help your kids to a good start by being caring, and help squash the rumors about you becoming extinct. But don't expect your kids to thank you for your help.
Go for that big career leap! But keep off the beaten track or you might get trampled on.
Avoid eating US-style fast food. You know that dishes like that give you a nasty red rash all over your pretty green skin.
Give up waiting for Prince Charming. Stay at home and hatch your eggs instead.